1、HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
2、HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
3、HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
4、HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
5、HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
6、HE : Would you go out with me! this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
7、HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
8、HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
9、HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
10、HE : Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
11、HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
12、HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
13、HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
14、HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
15、HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
16、HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
17、HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : Would you go out with me! this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : Would you go out with me! this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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